Tuesday, 15 March 2016

Most Unusual Phobia... i Am Going To Kill You Was All We Heard, Says Neighbor

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Port Harcourt, Rivers state, witnessed bizarre/freak reports, as alarm was raised over reports from a neighbor's house. It was not as funny as i know this news will end up sounding at the end.

If you heard a man shouting “I’m going to kill you” and a woman screaming followed by the sounds of crashing furniture and dull thuds, you would naturally call the police. This is what happened and a number of neighbors went immediately to investigate what was going on.




The man appeared, looking rather flushed and very out of breath. Naturally everyone thought the worst and wanted to know where the man’s wife was, “I don’t have one” he said. 



When someone explained the reason for their quest, explaining that everyone had heard the screams, the threats to kill, the dull thud of flung furniture, “Come on mate, what have you done to her?” they asked. The rather embarrassed man explained to the bemused gathering that he was trying to catch a spider and it was a really big one!

In unbelief, and concerned about the screaming woman, they asked the arachnophobic man to explain the screaming, well that was me the man replied, you see I’m really terrified of spiders. I really hate them.

 Apparently he had been running round the house with a can of insect spray, we all found the incident amusing, but not before measures were taken and people had made a thorough search of the house to make sure the only thing that was there was a dead spider.

 Many people are quite scared of spiders and in one incident a person at a petrol filling station tried to scare a spider away from his petrol tank using a lighter, you do not need us to tell you what happened.

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