First things first, This is not a picture of me. Its just a sample of how cool my legs look. I had to spend hours online just looking for a pic to depict my awesome legs, Since my selfie abilities couldn't get me to cover full figured pictures of me.
I am done with the plague. Gone are the days when i sat up to think of ways to straighten my legs, or nights spent wondering if straight legs would have made me taller. I made an amazing discovery recently. I fell in love with the most unfortunate gal....... Yes! she is unfortunate cause am actually a handful to be with.
You wont believe it but she thinks my bow legs are cool. I find her staring at them and smiling. I do not know what kinky fantasies she must be thinking up. Am okay with it, so far she's not cannibalistic and wants to chew on my laps.
The beauty in bowlegs is their casual look. It is curved like sexy bananas and One cannot help thinking to peel you and lick you up. And surprisingly, they seem to look athletic. Africans actually associate bowlegs with good footballers and sporty men.
Women are not exempt either. Popular belief is that a woman wearing those sexy legs are good in bed and a vixen. Men always imagine the legs wrapping round them in a tryst and yes! they moan to the idea. Though i admit men wear bowlegs better than women.
Statistics also have shown that bowlegged people are both better lovers as well as easy going towards life. They also run better. Bowlegs also give you the advantage of looking like a pigmy so u will get certain concessions especially if you want compensation as a disable........so now u figure out the fact am making this statistics up huh...... Didnt you feel it was too good to be statistically correct?
One amazing thing i found out was the fact that people also love me too not just for my fine face....... Am actually good looking ...... tongue out.....They love my scurvy escaped legs too. I think am gonna contest for some funky modelling thingy for crossbow legged handsome guys.....
My legs are sexy and i call them my new sexy...... snickering
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